02 / ABOUT ME

Discreet doesn't mean I'm void of personality.

THE SERIOUS VERSION:*

(*scroll down for the un-serious version)

Welcome. I’m glad you’re here.

My name is Naesala. I’m in my 30s, non-binary AFAB, and likely one of the most unapologetically authentic people you’ll ever meet.

I’m an oddity (see below - pun completely intended), but that’s not my only draw. I seek to provide a judgment-free, safe space for you to be yourself - whatever that means for you.

My clients come from a diverse assortment of backgrounds and life situations, and I welcome all, so long as you are respectful of my time and myself as a person. I will of course be the same.

My clients are attracted to me because of my directness, my self-confidence, and my ability to defy the orthodox. I am far from any conventionally attractive ideal, but my sense of self is grounded in such authenticity that my clients find it both calming and inspiring.

Some words to describe my personality: intelligent, witty, dry, dorky, passionate, curious, direct, assertive.

THE UN-SERIOUS VERSION:

Look, the flowery ad copy isn't cutting it, at least not in the age of "AI wrote my PhD dissertation" (because RIP turnitin.com).

You know why I'm here, I know why you're here, so let's just cut to the chase:

I'm non-binary/FTM/whatever gender fuckery you want to call it.

My most novel feature is I have both female and male parts downstairs. Both sets of hardware. An innie and an outie (cringe). Whatever you wanna call it.

Yes, they both work.

Yes, I am verse.

I'm short, plush, and spunky as hell. I can present more masc or femme depending on your tastes (or if you don't care, I'll flip a coin before we meet).

My photos are all recent and real. They're far from perfect, which should be proof that they're real, because why fake imperfection when I could just have AI throw out some photos of a perfect trans god/goddess that'll have you tripping over yourself to book faster than Amazon can same-day ship whatever knickknacks you impulse-bought at 2 am this morning?

You want talk therapy? Sure, I'll grab my notebook and cosplay Freud while you plop yourself onto a chaise-longue. I'm a fixer. Tell me what ails you. Your problems big and small.

Want a "girl/boy next door" type who cuddles and listens and makes you feel warm and fuzzy? Buckle up, buttercup: I'm about to squish every last ounce of stress outta' you.

Wanna just get to it? No talking, just wet squishy sounds and animalistic grunting? Hot. I'm down. Let's go.

I'm not a high-end provider. I'm not a low-end provider. (And no shade to either; we all have our roles). I'm solidly "the porridge was just right" provider. No frills, no airs, just aggressive authenticity.

Think Jack Nicholson in The Shining when he's axing down the door. That's me kicking down the door to smother you with attention and affection.

I literally don't care what shade/tint of the color wheel you are.

I don't care if you're the most neurotypical person on earth, or autistic as shit (I personally lean more the latter).

I don't care if you've never touched someone below the belt before, or have a higher body count than Trump has mentions in the Epstein Files.

I don't care what shape or size your body or dick is. I don't even care if you can't get it up because, guess what, I'm creative as hell.

As long as you're 18+, I don't care how many standard deviations lower or higher your age is relative to mine. If you were born 18 years ago to this day, or were around when dinosaurs walked the earth, doesn't matter. Hit me up.

Check my socials if you want extra proof I'm real, but honestly, I just made them for ... extra proof I'm real. I'm not social media-savvy or anything. (I personally don't enjoy it at all. But that's a whole different soapbox).

I'm just trying to get to and through med school, alright? Help a future doctor our? Don't donate to St. Jude. Donate to me instead. (Well, do both, preferably. Pediatric cancer research is important).

NUTRITIONAL INFO

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Height

5'3"

Body type

Solid, slightly thicc, fun-sized

Gender & pronouns

Non-binary AFAB, any pronouns

Trans fa(c)ts

Top surgery, bottom surgery (but kept the OEM hardware, so I'm double packing ...), on T for 10+ years

Ethnicity

Asian/Pacific Islander

Other

Nose piercing, earlobe piercings, some tattoos

Languages

English; un petit peu de français

Orientation

Pansexual

Likes

Serious clients, good hygiene, Nintendo, Pokemon, tea, coffee, food, vampires, Gothic aesthetics, art history, museums, aquariums, carnivorous plants, drawing, learning about how stuff works